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Xmas Gifts for: John Mayer

John Mayer leaves his hotel in downtown Manhattan

Celebrities! Aren’t they just the hardest people to buy for? When someone’s got three sports cars and a solid gold telephone already, it’s hard to know what else they might need!

Luckily, DaWanda’s here to save the day! We’ve got gift suggestions aplenty for all your favourite (and not so favourite celebs), so quit your panicking – Christmas morning at the mansion will go off without a hitch ;)

Our first victim… uhh, I mean… candidate… is soft-rock crooner and renowned playboy John Mayer. Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston (to name but three) are all fading notches on the bedpost, it looks like Mr. Mayer will be spending Christmas as a bachelor. But we’re sure it won’t be long until he’s back to his old tricks. And we’ve got the perfect handmade gifts to help him out…






dance

Like this great t-shirt from Shirtodance. Let’s face it, when a celeb like John Mayer walks into the room, electric guitar slung over one shoulder, the average joe hasn’t got much chance of keeping his girlfriend at his side. Especially when John starts telling her that her body is a wonderland… (ahem). So really it’s only fair for Mr. Mayer to make his intentions clear from the very beginning!


girlfriend badge

Then once he’s snagged his girl, John could surely wear this great button from Konichiwa with pride. It’s an ideal gift for a guy like John: now he can show his girlfriend of the moment just how much he cares, without even having to learn her name!

mrright

And last but not least, we’ve got the perfect re-gifting option for Mr. Mayer. ‘Mr. Right’, from the VooDolls collection is, in the creator’s own words, “as perfect as a man can get. He adores his wife/girlfriend and grasps every opportunity to show his devotion.” So when John himself has to fly off on tour, that week’s girlfriend can still hold him close in spirit… and she can get the pins out when she gets dumped by text message ;)


One Response to “Xmas Gifts for: John Mayer”

  1. Theteabox Says:

    Hahaha! Will Santa have mercy on him?

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